Help Me!!!

Mama is getting desperate...she put me in a cage the other day!!! Mama has been unable to find a baby gate wide enough for our living room doorway, so I always try to make a mad dash for the foyer. Once I am out there I like to open and shut the closet door attempt to knock over a table and stick my hand in the radiator. Mama's solution was to make me play in my pack n play. I tried to get my kitty to help me, but she was of no use..... stupid cat!!